Knight of the Kitchen Sink is a uncommon Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight card from Unstable (UST), collector number 12e. Current market price: $0.36 (foil $4.50), TCGplayer market prices via Scryfall.
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)