Glitch Interpreter is a rare Creature — Human Wizard card from Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander (DSC), collector number 13. Current market price: $0.25, TCGplayer market prices via Scryfall.
When this creature enters, if you control no face-down permanents, return this creature to its owner's hand and manifest dread. Whenever one or more colorless creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.