Wizards of the _____ is a common Creature — Human Wizard Performer card from Unfinity (UNF), collector number 64. Current market price: $0.05 (foil $0.22), TCGplayer market prices via Scryfall.
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)