Spicy Oatmeal Pizza is a uncommon Artifact — Food card from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMT), collector number 109. Current market price: $0.16 (foil $0.23), TCGplayer market prices via Scryfall.
When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.