Knight of the Hokey Pokey is a common Creature — Knight card from Unglued (UGL), collector number 6. Current market price: $0.25, TCGplayer market prices via Scryfall.
First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)