Midlife Upgrade is a uncommon Sorcery card from Unstable (UST), collector number 14. Current market price: $0.06 (foil $0.53), TCGplayer market prices via Scryfall.
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions. Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)